http://www.spidertactics.com this machine kills fascists Mon, 16 Jun 2008 23:22:22 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en When folks vote for local judiciary seats it is almost impossible for them to know who they are voting for, unless they go out of their way to do so. Signs on lawns and in front of polling stations are about as much as a local candidate can do, its ... http://www.spidertactics.com/2007/02/01/we-know-who-chicagoans-are-voting-for-in-08/ Obligatory Christmas post… The Shroud of Turin? Meh. If you really want a sacred relic to tell the kids about you should look for the holy foreskin of Calcuta, which by the way is the foreskin of Jesus and is currently missing. From Slate: In 1983, as the residents of Calcata, a ... http://www.spidertactics.com/2006/12/20/happy-birthday-jesus-i-hope-someone-can-help-you-find-the-rest-of-your-wang/ Ted Leonsis, Vice Chairman of AOL has been taking a lot of pride in ranking in Google for his own name, "Ted Leonsis". Nice job Ted, or is it Mr. Leonsis, or do you introduce yourself as "Google: Ted Leonsis"? Anyways, it is insulting to SEOs, taking so much pride in ... http://www.spidertactics.com/2006/11/29/can-ted-leonsis-get-googlebombed-if-he-does-he-can-only-blame-ted-leonsis/ New political offices! Congratulations America! You are finally beginning to get over your racism, hate and pure ignorance. Please continue to vote with your heads, not your often misguided hearts. As far as I’m concerned the less fat old white men holding office, the better. Hopefully one day all political representatives ... http://www.spidertactics.com/2006/11/08/so-a-jew-a-muslim-a-white-chick-a-socialist-a-black-dude-and-a-busload-of-homosexuals-walk-into/ Criminals need monthly publications to keep up with their lifestyles and hobbies too. Today’s Fark Photoshopping contest is titled “You've seen “High Times” Now Photoshop another magazine devoted to an illegal activity” and it is a riot. LINK http://www.spidertactics.com/2006/11/01/now-that-everything-is-illegal-law-breakers-are-going-mainstream/ "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a ... http://www.spidertactics.com/2006/10/26/the-infinite-wisdom-of-cliff-clavin/ But he loves puppies! What fun is a divorce that gets dragged through the public eye without serious mud slinging? Sir Paul McCartney and soon to be ex Heather Mills age giving the tabloids some high quality fodder. Regardless of whether any of this is true, I doubt coming home drunk and ... http://www.spidertactics.com/2006/10/19/noble-knight-declares-they-are-my-breasts-ya-ya-ya/ Via BoingBoing: Dear Friends, my God, what can I say. I am dumbfounded, flabbergasted, and totally stunned by the charity and compassion that has poured in here the last three days. To steal from Jack Benny, "I do not deserve this, but I also have severe leg problems and I don't deserve ... http://www.spidertactics.com/2006/10/05/a-dying-mans-words/ The Best of Craigslist (BOCL) has always been a kick ass time sink, sometimes I'm disturbed, others I laugh my ass off, but I always end up more informed on things like garden gnomes, crack pipes and especially other peoples bowel movements, but I digress. I noticed a post today ... http://www.spidertactics.com/2006/09/27/the-best-of-douchebaggery/ News.com is reporting that a class action lawsuit has been filed against AOL in the U.S. District Court for the Northern District of California. The lawsuit seeks damages of at least $5,000 for every AOL customer whose private search queries were released on the internet, which is nearly 650k users. ... http://www.spidertactics.com/2006/09/25/aol-sued-for-325-billion-for-leaking-private-search-data/